Fandom Clusterfuck Ahead

cascadiarch:

oneheadtoanother:

Love the use of ‘the,’ here.

anonymousedward:

anonymousedward:

partywithponies:

partywithponies:

The number one funniest example of people inventing bullshit reasons ships they don’t like are “problematic” that I’ve ever seen was people calling Brienne of Tarth and Jaime Lannister “like siblings”.

Fam.

Have you forgotten the number one most notable trait about Jaime Lannister.

ASGDJFKXJDJXJXH

Never seen/read GOT, be right back, gotta look something up.

Oh.

gynoidgearhead:

acekoral:

soggy-wet-catgirl:

He’s so fucking stupid <3

The instinct of trying to act natural after making yourself look like an idiot

[Video caption: side view of a young-looking white and grey tabby lining up to pounce at a goldfish in a fishtank, except he just jets about ten inches right into the glass on the narrow side of the fishtank and bonks his face into it. A human snicker is heard from behind the camera, and the cat turns to face the camera and dangles one paw over its other foreleg, then adjusts its position and licks its front paws, as if trying to play it cool. The goldfish seems largely unaware this is going on. End caption.]

jewish-space-laser:

what is like… the most on brand, stereotypical zodiac sign trait is true for you?

ms-cellanies:

posttexasstressdisorder:

animentality:

MAKE UNIONS GREAT AGAIN.  That is the only way that workers can finally receive the salaries they deserve.  The reality is that businesses CANNOT SUCCEED WITHOUT EMPLOYEES.  

WORKERS UNITE.

sinksanksockie2:

secondlina:

tattooedzombigirl:

theman:

beardedmrbean:

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

Seth did you steal those glasses from your toddler?

rapidreptile:

it should be illegal for landlords to charge for in building laundry

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

i’m at a concert thingy and the bands don’t start for another 2 hours, but they have the stage set up and are letting people come up and do karaoke. this family just went up w their kids to belt out cartoon songs and when they held the mic up for the baby to try, it babbled cutely for a sec and then grabbed on and unleashed one of those horrible piercing baby SCREAMS at the top of their little baby lungs and i’m pretty sure wiped out the first 3 rows of people lmao

one of the bands sampled the baby shriek and added it to their songs

it’s extremely not good to listen to

millennial-review:

clowngames:

smellmyhead:

thornsilver:

ampervadasz:

I kill you

Unmute for full effect.

THE MURDER EYES

Remember that in the wild only kittens meow, and domesticated adult cats only meow because humans respond to it, so this is the equivalent of going:

BITE KILL MURDER DEATH BITE KILL MURDER DEATH BITE KILL MURDER DEATH

…

goo goo gaga?

darrandennis:

daddyfuckedme:

Hey do y’all remember when Xavier Woods straight up called Tumblr and fanfic out right on RAW?

beowulf22121:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

cgasquid:

wonderwomemes:

bisexualshakespeare:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Let’s do a Wild Hunt larp where we kidnap Jeff Bezos and release him in the forest and then give all the larpers (who are amazon employees) weird masks and motorbikes painted to look like fucked up horses and wolves.

Somewhat disturbed at how fast this post started picking up notes.

don’t set out food if you don’t want us to eat

i love that i can’t write the word fuck on facebook without risking getting zucced and here I’m greeted everyday by posts like this

my only problem with this is that this sounds less like a larp and more like the actual Wild Hunt

Quality larps are as realistic as is practical.

Oh we’re going to drop the word Larp from this in less than a week.